Announcing the 2nd Annual Secret Acaeum Inner Circle Christmas Party, by Invitation only! If you haven't received yours yet, you're shit out of luck.As usual, BYOB, attire optional.Steven has volunteered to act as music coordinator this year, so be prepared for lots of washboarding, jug-blowing, and jaw-harping.(Badmike got pissed and trashed the place last year after his entire collection of 13th floor Elevators albums disappeared.)Knights of High Colonics meeting hall, Akron, Ohio, Dec. 20. See you there!
In order to avoid any of the confusion we had last year, attire optional means the style of attire is optional. Wearing something, even if simply a loincloth, is mandatory.
(Badmike got pissed and trashed the place last year after his entire collection of 13th floor Elevators albums disappeared.)
Don't forget. With a new Grand High Marshall of Collecting this year - the celebrations will be even more grand than last Christmas. For example, lunch will be served in woodgrain boxes (from the Acaeum Secret Inner Circle's own storage vaults), and I believe that the dining hall will be based upon a full-size reconstruction of the Hall of the Fire Giant King. As usual, anyone requiring places on the Acaeum private jet this year, please let me know.
I'm just going to be wearing 3 tube socks What? it was cold in that room last year. Hey we could use the hot module Frank sold, that would warm the place up.
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mbassoc2003 wrote:That wasn't a ferret, it was beaver; and she recovered just fine. Only a couple of stitches after the party explored the sphinx. But I guess you were all too plastered to remember that, huh?I never did get that joke about the three Irishmen and the panda.
Badmike wrote:Three irishmen and a panda walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll it be?" The first irishman says "Whiskey, straight". The 2nd irishman says "I'll have what he's having, plus a beer chaser". The third irishman says "I'll have what he's having, plus a 5th of scotch to wash it down. The panda then says.....Oh, hell, I've forgotten the punchline...... Mike B.
ashmire13 wrote:errr.... I am utterly lost!
mbassoc2003 wrote:Not ferret, beaver. Torn Sphincter. Stitches. Three Irishmen and a Panda.Any clearer now?
Blackmoor wrote:Sorry guys, you will all have to be kicked out now for letting everybody know what is going on. All other current members keep a lid on it